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Actually meat on a bunch of sticks. I'll bring Korean BBQ skewers, Char Siu skewers, and Tandoori spice skewers (pork, pork and chicken).
Should be a quick cook appetizer for the real meat to come later.
I can throw in some veggie skewers too, if anyone is interested.

I'm in for all

I got enough 1st's by default (no one else entered) back in the '80's. I'm going to BEAT somebody for this T shirt, dammit.

Yeah EQ was out there too yesterday, and got the bomb set wave.

Fortunately for those of us that have entered he has decided he'd rather spend the day wearing skin tight leather with a throbbing machine between his legs.

I'm in. Just got back from Bali and looking forward to going right again. Where can we see who else has entered?

You can blame modern technology on that. I'd get off the graveyard shift from Raytheon in Goleta at 7:30 in the morning and go surf head high El Cap by myself. With web cams, email alerts and cell phones now those days are gone for good. But odd you should mention Malibu. The last south we had early...

Hey WG, my family has been in SB county since the 1800's, and I spent the first half of my life there. So when I head back up from LA, I see it as going home. I'm sure I'm not the only one you now see as an "INVADER". It raises an interesting question. What makes someone a "local"...

Hit Campus on Wednesday, way too crowded for the quality, and Deveraux on Thursday. Deveraux was bigger, more consistent, and only had a few guys out. Finally had a chance to try the 6'3" Island freak I got from Jamie McHugh in the kind of waves it was built for. Works insane and can't wait for...

For anyone who saw the howling onshores Saturday, and can make it to the rescheduled event, you'll be glad the contest was canceled. My condolences go out to Jose Maldonado and his wife, Peter Deacon and his girlfriend, David Parkes, Paul Duquet, all the NorCal/MidCal guys, and anyone else who trave...

Sprocky, If you do suck, please do it behind closed doors. Ahh Greg, I appreciate your sense of humor as much as your tats. You are welcome to one of my tree climbing goats. If you choose to BBQ it rather than milk it, please wait until the contest, and I'd like a kebab with some of your home grown...

The Super EQ: I was going to have surgery, but I needed Sprocky's "Viking Locks" to sew it up with Sorry I couldn't spare any "Viking Locks" to re-attach your foreskin, but I'll be sure to suck at the contest so my performance doesn't deviate from your announcers script and throw...

"Sprocky - you're good, I see your name on the list. What's up with the Rock Star?" As for the Rock Star, here's what the rumor mill has generated: His foreskin has grown back and got caught in his zipper, so he's contemplating either another circumcision, or reconstructive surgery. His a...

I entered online at active.com on 10/14.
Confirmation number is 19973252-101407172403.
If you're not getting those entries it's definitely something to look into.

Hey Kevin,
Damn, I thought I was the only kneelo at the One California Day premier at 'Gundo high school.
Next time you venture to the South Bay, let me know. SuperEq and I are the only ones consistently surfing El Porto. It'd be nice to see a new face in the line-up.

Congrats!
Enjoy the barbecued tri-tip, be careful not to get too hammered at a party and drink a sh*tkickers cup full of Skoal drool, and be really, really cautious of any mushrooms you might find growing on the hillside after a rain.