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Our indigenous friends have had what they call a message stick for eons ... and Old Crazy has been sticking it to the man for almost as long ... not sure if the message has gotten through or even if they care ... but its the thought that counts ... apparently. If you are inferring that these wayward...

The twin towns stood as one … indistinguishable … with no visible divide. Smack bang in the middle of the street a sign said welcome to Queensland … “wow” said Old Crazy “thats crazy a talking sign”. On the other side of the sign the words hand written in large bold red lettering read … go back you'...

advanced age :wink: Speaking of which ... if this little shindig in cops arbour eventuated ... and as stated the sunday be a day for showing relics ... I'd be more than happy to give both the original Mr Tuck and the stinky eyed swamp dweller a lift down as my contribution ... :D Peter ... the sout...

Pink bananas in unzippered flies and blue movies make me cry. I'd love to come for a romp in cops sava ... its the grouse. Although any protracted amount of time spent hobnobbing with reprobates could seriously jeopardise my wagon balancing ... I mean ... I could fall of the phucker. Counts me ins ....

More excuses than a politician with dodgy travel expenses - would it be easier if we just organised a picnic at Southbank? I'll do the coleslaw who can bring the travel rug? :) Southbank ... have you completely lost your mind ... a picnic in two head city. Those travel expenses are fine ... the win...

your the quarry Troll that got the gout and pulled the pin right? so hows the wanging hand, all better ? :twisted: The monkey spanker is just dandy ... thanks. Its non-health issues that will keep me away from any shenanigans for a couple of weeks. Unfortunate incidents uncovered during investigati...

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Are we there yet.

An outbreak of blackballs should be treated swiftly ... don't make any rash decisions ... apply the cream liberally twice daily ... consult with your doctor if the swell increases.

bdwqld wrote:Let me know when you are going to catch up. Still not allowed in the water but I will bring the camera

If we promise not to tell ya mum will ya come for a swim with us.

can you make it next weekend too , im flat out catchin up on work from the long weekend fiasco. Would love to come and surf. Whenever there's waves and windows of opportunity I is out there. Next weekend is always on the cards ... prevailing conditions have a bearing on subsequent outcomes of cours...

Old Crazy and the swamp dweller had a cup of tea ... chatted n chortled n shot the breeze. We may share a surf on Saturday morning ... early ... not far from the airplane nest near two-gun city. Its no organised gathering ... an invasion of the KLA its not ... but there's a couple of crack pots who ...

Eye see ... anyways drop me a line ... I'll be floating around two-gun ... you can pop in fu-a-a-coffee if in you like.

Might zoom down the front for a quick paddle early ... I needs to get wet.

Hope the peepers are ok ... sight is important.

Thanks for that AB ... as usual you're a font of knowledge ... useless and irrelevant ... grab a cookie old son thats a rap. I'm thinking Tuesday ... for no apparent reason ... hang on I'm thinking bacon sandwiches now ... ok ... Tuesdays back ... it wants to go surfing. We'll have to settle for a t...

The day has come and now is the meower ... its cat herding time in sin city ... Move 'em on ... head' em up Head 'em up ... move' em on Move 'em on ... head' em up ... knee-ride Cut 'em out ... ride 'em in Ride 'em in ... cut 'em out Call 'em out ... ride 'em in ... knee-ride Don't try to understand...

Fuk yor a dill womble, day hav internet hear in europa Bak on da forf of oct. :wink: Oh ... you can ignore my text message then ... obviously not it is ... :shock: I'm heading over to tame the west next week-ish ... be touching back down early on a sunday morning ... that'd be the 6th ... we have p...