Kneeboard Surfing USA Community Forum

Whoops ... he's back already ... Hi AB. Firstly I'd like to point out that your third word should have been "you're" not your ... as in you are ... and to think your trouble and strife is a teacher ... anyway moving right along ... how's it going Pres' ... enjoy the holiday did we ... fant...

Twenty daze ... um days sorry days days ... 20 days and you reprobates have come up with nada nothing zippo zero zilch ... not one iota of a skerrick of a morsel of anything closely resembling a motion bought forward to advance the noble cause of kneeboarding in the south east region. At least we ca...

I was rather shocked when I glanced at the thread heading ... until I realized that I'd misconstrued the second O in cook to be a C ... thankfully its not ... cock fighting (the feathered kind) has been banned in most developed countries ... and the other variation beggars belief ... carry on.

Old Crazy wants to know what happened to the blueprints for world domination. He recalls one reasonably successful gathering followed by another not so well patronised. The swamp dweller and I do catch up on a frequently infrequent basis ... in between the constraints of life's restraints and the du...

Its difficult to get these reclusive creatures out playing together ... social interaction isn't a strong point when it comes to Kneeolithic kneeanderthals. Old Crazy and I would relish the chance to dance the good time dance with kindred souls ... and a travelling circus does sound appealing ... li...

I'm quite thrilled to see you posting on the site, and equally thrilled to see your "apprentice" recently take out the world title. In another time and universe, I purchased a twinnie from you down in Harbord Road. Still got it. It hasn't got a shapers ID on it, Dave said it may have been ...

Old Crazy was sitting unshaven and disheveled … drinking stale coffee and smoking cigarets ... the ashtray on the table overflowing with the if and buts of past regrets. A sink surrounded by empty bottles stood monument to another attempt at drowning the past … or dulling the future. Not that it mat...

So it starts tomorrow ... 16th March ... no. Very quiet over at KSA ... no update since the 8th of January. tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbleweed tumbl...

With christmas but a distant dream in both directions and easter approaching at mach 10 … (for the technical of mind mach 10 = 3402.9 m/s) … which incidentally is a much slower speed than Messrs Parkinson … Fanning and Slater achieved during the final days surfing at the opening event of lock up you...

Mike Fernandez wrote:Well said Jerry. Now, if I can cut down on the choco chip cookies...

and the pies ... and the coffee ... and the hooch ... did we mention the beer ... no ... the beer then ...

Nice story Jerry ... all you have to do now is change your last name to Atric ...

Old Crazy was thinking about the late Charles Dickens who wrote with great expectations … in a tale of two cities he made Oliver twist … outside a bleak house with our mutual friend … but in a christmas carol he spoke of a geezer … a grumpy old curmudgeon named Ebenezer … it was Ebenezer Scrooge who...

Old Crazy thinks its a bit lumpy ... not the fillum ... the juice ... lumpy juice ... he says ... sand-shoe hairy crutch bgzonks.

Interesting article in SW this month ... GG and his windsurfers ... really unusual ... interesting ... rather intense and strange ... yet that pretty much sums up the enigma and quiet genius of George. His voice may have been lost to the mainstream ... but his legacy will never be forgotten by the t...

Yes sports fans it has been quite some time since Old Crazy graced the electronicly backlit pages of this illustrious beacon of human dignity … but what would he know of dignity you say ? Little of course … off course and coarse with all due respect and very little understanding … if you know what I...

thats sux russ, but i'm sure john did a great impression of you :D The makeup departement would have been working overtime to get enough paddling in there. Good going anyway Russ ... you old dog you. Hopefully one day soon work won't impede on my desire to attend and embarrass myself at a gathering...