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Try surfing at the infamous Snapper Rocks super bank (wank) ... or D'bah ... or Currumbin Ally during the yuletide season ... Noosa even ... its seriously mind blowingly maniacally insane.

What ... its not Christmas already all ready They say time flies, but thats not quite true, it absolutely rockets Days slip by faster than coins through holes in pockets So here we are with another year gone, and christmas on the way Shaking hands, patting backs and saying what we have to say Its a ...

So Old Crazy had a weak cough … sorry not a wee cough … but a week off with the surfing duck and the youngest half of the loin fruits. Hitched up the crooked caravan of broken dreams to the back end of the jalopy and heading southwards towards the place pertaining to be the cranium of a kilt wearer ...

Things were pretty damned good during the Howard led liberal era its more like the lunatics are having a drunken orgy and the mad monk wants to gate crash the party in his budgie smugglers. Opinions and arseholes ... yep ... everyone has one. only good during howard time if you like pork at tax tim...

NEWS FLASH The country we live in has a capitalistic market driven economy girt by sea. Things were pretty damned good during the Howard led liberal era ... and rather poignantly it was that government who laid the foundations and supplied the budget surplus that carried this country through the GFC...

alan joyce wants qantas to be an asian airline based in asia, it's been his goal, this refusing to neg. with unions is part of his medium term strategy to force the move from australia to asia , the full grounding is part of that strategy which is no spur of the moment decision. Yep ... this isn't ...

Other matters ... Base surfboards have gone ... overwhelming debt cited as the cause. Asian imports and the ever increasing cost to manufacture onshore will drive the local surfboard industry back underground. Simon Anderson was one of the major labels associated with Base ... the company also invol...

So Old Crazy may have hair that makes Albert of the E=Mc2ereds hair look downright college boy short back and sides nerd like neat-n-tidy … and the follicularly challenged types like Womble and co … my or may not look like the aftermath of getting a brazillian from a nearsighted alcoholic with parki...

AB ... beauty is not in the eye of a thousand fullstops ...

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ...

And you're right about the photo thing ... photo's distort reality ... in Old Crazies case thats merely distorting the distorted so to speak.

And the fin placement ... lets not forget the fin placement ... did we mention the fin placement ... very important that fin placement stuff. I know of a handful of standup shapers here in the land that is girt by sea that have the knowledge and nous to shape a kneeboard ... mostly old hands. I've h...

The Crazy one was watching a rerun of the classic seventies television sitcom … Welcome back Kotter … funny stuff … Mister Kot-taire … nothing like a good mutton-chopped bellbottomed belly wobbling seventies style laugh. Mind you Old Crazy never really liked school … with the pigeon holed implementa...

yes yes, tolkien's world is imagination and yet to takes things literally lacks imagination as it is based on mere knowledge and fact...not on being able to imagine the intention behind the comment :idea: careful, you may shoot yourself in the foot if you look to attack the person and not the idea....

Bulletproof vests are fine ... just as long as the shooter isn't aiming at your head. I've seen waterproof surfboards ... waterlogged surfboards ... badly ridden and bullet ridden surfboards ... bulletproof surfboards may exist in Tolkiens word ... but not here in reality. And as for AB's ... well ...

Bulletproof vests are fine ... just as long as the shooter isn't aiming at your head. I've seen waterproof surfboards ... waterlogged surfboards ... badly ridden and bullet ridden surfboards ... bulletproof surfboards may exist in Tolkiens word ... but not here in reality. And as for AB's ... well t...

So with the up-stumping and accompanying bank account bashing that is required when one relocates the tribe from the rock of elephants to two gun shitty … slowing down to a quiet stampede of outgoing cash. Old Crazy can now find the time to relax and enjoy his early onset dementia … incontinence and...