- A slide suit would definitely improve my ability to slide into oncoming lips when getting pitched

- Maybe the sharkskin will fool the locals... I'd be more of a bro than a snack


- I'm not sure if I'd go for the Cap'n America, Spiderman, Silver Surfer or aquaman look

"Balance of forces in swimming: At constant swimming speed the body drag (Fd) and propulsion (Fp) will on average be equal in magnitude (but opposite in direction)."
I think I'd be better off losing a few pounds and building cardio... decrease Fd and improve Fp.

or, through Status Quo, I shall Grow...