Extra Power Help's Fuel The Fin-less / Old Guy Debate

tahiti_nui · Post by **tahiti_nui** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:39 pm

Want to go finless @ Teahupoo, enjoy longer sessions @ Trestles,
or need help battling the current @ the pier, have they got the product for you!

No ya can't get it on the counter at the quickymart,
it's not endorsed by Ron Jeremy, but sure has some possibilities...

New Board or Retrofit w/Wavejet
http://wavejet.com/products/systems.html

If your excitement last's more than 4 hours call your mates

Casey Patelski · Post by **Casey Patelski** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:01 pm

I want a flexible contoured mount to velcro to my wetsuit. Imagine the body surfing possibilities!!! Now I can catch Flipper for a ride.

knee_boarder · Post by **knee_boarder** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:07 am

With Power comes Responsibility. While this is an old saying that may seem tired to some, at WaveJet, it is a mantra to live by. WaveJet was created to enhance the way people interact with water, but NEVER to alienate the others with whom they share that space.

So next time you ride, make sure to keep in mind these rules of WaveJet-tiquette...so that you never come off as a WaveJerk!

Don't cheat. WaveJet was not created to let you cut into the lineup and slide in on another rider's waves.
Stay in line and wait your turn!
Follow the normal rules of paddling, don’t WaveJet through the heart of the lineup.
Share. Just because you can catch all the waves doesn’t mean you should.
Be nice. You're the lucky one with the WaveJet - show a little love for the surfers around you!

I'll believe they'll follow the rules

Kauaikneelo · Post by **Kauaikneelo** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:27 am

Maybe someday we wont have to get wet.

jdc · Post by **jdc** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:36 am

news in the paper yesterday suggested in five to ten years there will be an anti ageing pill that keeps us kicking round till 150yrs.

as if we dont cause enough grief in our 70 to 80 odd.

if the body does not age what about the mind

can you see it...120 year old surfer dudes with blown minds and a rocket under their boards!

its all in the mind

time space distance...thats why we kneeboard:idea:

first there was woody allen's orgasmatron (forget the name of the movie) and as suggeted above perhaps punters into this really just need a surfmatron

or a good wank

if your a "tea party" supporter please excuse masturbation reference...I know a cup of tea is probably better

Mike Fernandez · Post by **Mike Fernandez** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:14 pm

A Wavejet SUP

Just shoot me.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:50 pm

at 16lbs its almost 3 times as heavy as my boards try busting the fins loose with that baby tagging along

Kev · Post by **Kev** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:05 am

http://powerboards1.com/

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:55 am

Yeah Baby.....thats what surfings all about - using technology and power to subdue nature.

Actually NOT! Thats gotta be the worst thing ever. Couldnt even finish watching their little promo clip, I wanted to frikken vomit.

Bring back stoning for these guys.

Andy

Howard Lorney · Post by **Howard Lorney** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:35 pm

Yeah Baby, go ahead, buy one now.

HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND PISS PEOPLE OFF

I'm with you Mike
Shoot me

CONTIKI · Post by **CONTIKI** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:22 am

I'm ordering the one that has wings, so I can fly too!!!

badknees1 · Post by **badknees1** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:41 am

2 Volcano burritos, 2 packages Green Giant broccolli, and a bowl of Tillammok chocolate ice cream....I got your wave jet self propulsion right here.....!

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Extra Power Help's Fuel The Fin-less / Old Guy Debate

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