The Koala and the Little Lizard

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The Koala and the Little Lizard

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Special for our Aussie friends:

The Koala and the Little Lizard


A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard
walks past, looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala says, "Smoking a joint; come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have
a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls
into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and
he looks up and says, "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says. .
"Whaoooo, duuuuuuude... how much water did you drink?!"
"If everything is under control, you're going too slow!" --Mario Andretti
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(sigh) Dr S, you were so nice and normal before you started mat surfing.
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DrStrange wrote:So the koala looks down at him and says. .
"Whaoooo, duuuuuuude... how much water did you drink?!"

great joke :lol:

but local lingo would be

"struuuuuth maaaaate...."!
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What do ya get when ya cross an agnostic, a dislexic, and an insomniac.........



A guy who lays awake all night wondering if there is a DOG :roll:
Aloha.......JA
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dorje, Duuuude, don't forget, I'm a Yank and have one of those weird accents and am severly deficient in the local lingo. :wink:
"If everything is under control, you're going too slow!" --Mario Andretti
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one for dorje-

What did the Zen student say in the pizza parlor?
"Make me one with everything."
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What did the Zen student say in the pizza parlor?
"Make me one with everything."

Copious quantities of red wine led me to much laughter :lol:
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Dr S, you were so nice and normal
Fooled you! BWA-HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"If everything is under control, you're going too slow!" --Mario Andretti
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DrStrange - just in case you ever come down you will be able to

"........do/say as the Romans do" :D :wink:


Sharkbait

nice work :lol:

how mysterious that my head is a bit awash with Sake this morning :?
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Nice and no real joints were harmed in the making of that joke :P
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