The Koala and the Little Lizard
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:47 am
Special for our Aussie friends:
The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard
walks past, looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says, "Smoking a joint; come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have
a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls
into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and
he looks up and says, "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says. .
"Whaoooo, duuuuuuude... how much water did you drink?!"
The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard
walks past, looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says, "Smoking a joint; come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have
a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls
into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and
he looks up and says, "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says. .
"Whaoooo, duuuuuuude... how much water did you drink?!"
