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[surfhorn]

New Retirement Plan! Throw in KBing 2x daily and ya got a pretty sweet plan of action.
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But if you had purchased $1000.00 of Coors (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum cycling price, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

[kidrock]

I think I must've drank a Ferrari by now...

[ross]

i always thought i was onto something!
good on ya Surfhorn .
i'm thinking though, i've got another 40 odd years before i retire and $1000 worth of beer in a twelve month period is a kids beer quota Australia. I'm gunna be rich huh?

not to mention the athletic physique i'll be running (probably just a more "enhanced" version of my current condition i predict).

i wish it wasn't 9 am so i could get started on it.OH what the hell ppppshtt!!

[surfhorn]

Ross - Here on the coast of California I was always taught that 11 A.M. was "Beer O'Clock".

And I thought that throwing a little extra weight into those turns was a good thing; displaces a lot of water.

[Kauaikneelo]

The more of us on the "surfhorn" plan the less we'll have to worry about the social (un)security plan! The buzz and gut are just a plus

[KAVA]

coors? eck!! might as well drink your own piss