
Drive through the city

Go past the bakery…

… the gym

… and the sports shop

If you get lost look for a road sign. Wear protection in case of dangerous traffic

Get back in the car. When the virgin antivirus passes (WTF


When you get to the rice fields, walk across them

There’s no surf here but you could see up to three kinds of rare, flippered reef beast: greater stubbled, greater bearded, and greater bewildered. Harmless alone, but very dangerous in packs. Best left alone… back away slowly, turn around and leg it.



Don’t bother surfing the next beach as there are a lot of protective locals

Drive straight on for a few more hours to your final destination where you could find the worlds smallest right hand bazzas

Hope that’s clear

