Announcing the 1st Annual Kneelo Cove Cook-off!

Mike Fernandez · Post by **Mike Fernandez** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:14 am

Announcing the 1st Annual Kneelo Cove Cook-off Saturday, September 28, 2013.

Hosted by Razor, the Cove Godfather. Razor is familiar with these men's meat and the women call him Oscar Meyer when he wears his red thong.

Contestants are:

Big Fred, the most interesting kneelo in the world.
He doesn't watch the Pitmaster BBQ TV show, they watch him.
The bathroom breaks after his BBQ chili peppers are legendary.
The women stand near the BBQ to cool down because Fred is so hot.
He turned the Meat Palace into a place for entertainment.

BBQ Mike "Bolsa Banger" Butler. Ler has massive book sense, but not a lot of practical experience. Doesn't matter, he has a new BBQ.
He says he's the rib master and with his West Virginia background, everything tastes like possum, not chicken.
Although new to the BBQ game, Ler has been marinating his meat for years.
Nobody messes with Ler's meat.
"Times are tough, but not as tough as Fred's meat," Ler said.

Come and enjoy the food, everyone welcome. Just bring something that will go with the main dish, meat!

mutiny · Post by **mutiny** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:11 pm

gonna be fun
I've tasted the meat of all these guys and it's killer
Great chefs all of em

Carl.E · Post by **Carl.E** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:28 pm

Please remove this post I find it Dry, offensive, tasteless just like Freds meat

Mike Fernandez · Post by **Mike Fernandez** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:00 pm

Amanda Taylor · Post by **Amanda Taylor** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:07 pm

Boys, please pull, smoke and jerk any meat presented.... In front of all the guests.
And now, we have a meat fest.

Ok, now put your junk away!!!!

Big Fred · Post by **Big Fred** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:00 pm

Fellas when it comes to BBQing people come from back east to eat my food. And Carl, you're the only one that burns food! And Ler, amateur, amateur all the way Ler. But we need one more person in this mix-up.. Greg Little makes a good BBQ. CALLING OUT GREG LITTLE.

Bring it boys!

Big Fred · Post by **Big Fred** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:10 pm

tasteless Carl, REALLY!! everybody loves my meat

now you owe me 10 waves!!

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:50 pm

now this here is a better reason to travel all the way across the pacific than to just go in some surf comp

fishfinger · Post by **fishfinger** » Sat Jun 22, 2013 9:46 am

love it... i got a hour of surf with just ed demick while these guys were talking about their jerk sauce....

Casey Patelski · Post by **Casey Patelski** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:56 pm

Razor, Fred and Ler, If you allow something Fowl instead of marinated jerk sauce, I do a gnarly "$100 Rotisserie Chicken" that melts in your mouth, not in your hand. Are ya'll game?

Tom Linn · Post by **Tom Linn** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:04 pm

Bunch of guys cooking their meat all day at the beach. Sounds like another perfect day in Cali

Carl.E · Post by **Carl.E** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:31 pm

Casey thanks for leaving me out of it. $100 chicken??? How about Beef what America was built on.

maxb · Post by **maxb** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:53 am

Beef! It's what's for dinner.

Max

shew · Post by **shew** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:13 am

Casey,
I never saw Amanda say anything about "Plucking". But It sounds good to me.

badknees1 · Post by **badknees1** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:12 am

Let me guess..... I missed the gathering and missed seeing your meats, I bet the portions were small.