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Shelfbreak wrote:More excuses than a politician with dodgy travel expenses - would it be easier if we just organised a picnic at Southbank?

I'll do the coleslaw who can bring the travel rug?

Southbank ... have you completely lost your mind ... a picnic in two head city.

Those travel expenses are fine ... the wine if for medicinal porpoises ... yeah I said dolphin.

Adding insult to injury ... and rubbing salt into the wound ... the heavyweight kneeboard champion of the world has just informed me that said sled in in the shed ready to shred ... oh the ignominy.

Hey Bouys...

We have one event confirmed and open for entries for early next year (Phillip Island Pro No.30) so get onto it...

A show of hands please for those interested in an event on the northern side of the Cess Pool(!) ie; maybe the Coff's Harbour area? Early ideas include a one-day 32-man event on the Saturday, and a social event (something like a gathering of old boards - spoons and single fin slabs and such) for the Sunday.

Early days yet, but if it was to happen, support needs to be there, and I'd need some troops on the ground to help out with logistics and the like.

Yes it would be a Comp with points towards the Aussie Titles, but those not interested might like to drag out the old stick from under the house, and hang out with another bunch of like-minded souls with buggered knees...

PM me please either way

Love the sound of that Tinso, might have to borrow me an old single fin but I'm there to compete, buggerize around on retro's & or help with the logistics count me in. That's getting closer to you guys AB & Womble, reckon the Treeman might be interested as well. Onya Tinso.

if it includes putting a bigger bend in that Banana then count me in

Pink bananas in unzippered flies and blue movies make me cry.

I'd love to come for a romp in cops sava ... its the grouse. Although any protracted amount of time spent hobnobbing with reprobates could seriously jeopardise my wagon balancing ... I mean ... I could fall of the phucker. Counts me ins ... anyone got a trumpet ... spark it up ... first gear second gear here we goooooooooooo.

Gentlemen I love your comments and posts. I would love to catch up. A surf and a coffee. North South east or west you tell me. Keep the humour coming.

Hey Womble, will a vuvuzela do ? Peter, trust me i've met em & there are no gentlemen on this thread & where do you hang most of the time these days? I see you've been in Byron a bit which is close to The Quarry Troll and the swamp dweller. Almost spitting distance with the northerlies howling at the moment.

I repeat gentlemen I am a Mexican south of the border Byron. The names do not fool me I know you are Suits from the Gold Coast. You drive Ferrari's and blow a few mill at the casino every week. Your have a mooring with your motor cruiser at the ready. Helicopter in when needs be. Whats your weapons of choice where - when - how - why.

me thinks your getting us Tolkien esk folk confused with the white shoe bandits, however i'll forgive this due to your advanced age

analbirth wrote:advanced age

Speaking of which ... if this little shindig in cops arbour eventuated ... and as stated the sunday be a day for showing relics ... I'd be more than happy to give both the original Mr Tuck and the stinky eyed swamp dweller a lift down as my contribution ...

Peter ... the southeastern franchise of the Kneeboard Liberation Army has drawn up the blueprints for world domination. Unfortunately they were given to my good friend Old Crazy for safe keeping. He's rummaging around in his pockets as we speak. Nothing like a good pocket rummage. Anyway I'm sure they'll turn up. You'd be more than welcome to partake in the revolution ... it'll be a hoot.

ahhh old crazy's demented optimism rears it's troll like head again out of the quarry pit only to be blown back in by the even more demented spring northerlies. All this was happening while the seasoned swamp dweller was paddling around in ever decreasing and confused circles trying to make sense of said demented northerlies. Confusion won

We need to meet. I lost you at ahh and found you at confusion. Enjoyed the trip but am paddling around in ever decreased and confused circles. HELP

Yes, the old lost and found office of confusion would be a great place to meet ...... it's got a Big sign out front "BEACH" followed up with "HOTEL" usually found nearby, I'm kinda fond of the Brunswick

Love the place. Bruns fine except watch out for the dreaded sand fly ( scrachie unbelievabilis). Beach Hotel hard to find !!!!!!!!! Byron Beach Hotel. Ahh tourist paradise. Have not been there since it was rebuilt. Ah well bit the bullet their is always a first time.

confusion reigning supreme again i meant meet at the beach for a surf then adjourn to the hotel in Bruns, not "The Beach Hotel" i try & avoid byron if possible.