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kidrock wrote: "Anybody riding a kneeboard over 5'10" is overcompensating for lack of manhood."
You're not really quoting that, are you? You're not really saying Don Harris, Mark Robertson, Simon, Gavin, Barry, Jaime, Ross and Baden (ect. ect.) have small peckers?

Please tell us you're not THAT stupid.
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fooj wrote:I wonder if we scared HIpaipo away. It wouldn't be the first time.
Nope, the fu*kn new guy is still here. Just talked to my neighbor, and I'm gonna try to take it out again this weekend, when there will be some good sized waves.


CaptKneemo, stand up paddlers(talk about grief) made standing up look bad, so I would rather not...
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right on HIPaipo! :lol:
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Showing some character there HIpaipo, the makings of a true kneeboarder being shown here, keep it up...watching with interest (look after him SR he might be ready for the Moruya test before you know it)

Cheers Wolruss
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Smokin Rock wrote:truer words never spoken :lol:
personally i think you're a damn fine salesman Ed....everytime i see you on TV i feel like drinking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
though it would seem to be a true man of the people should you not also hock something like Boones Farm or Meisterbrau?
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Post by ross »

well I don't know how peckers came into this :lol:

But I do remember a woman screaming out "I wanted a meal, not a snack!"
as I shimmied along the bar top at the Jetty hotel one night, without a stitch of clothing.

Sorry to be such a mythbuster, but I don't have proof of owning large mantackle so I'm in no position to talk it up . :wink:

Oh yeah, the Aussies don't surf so good, just to piss some of you guys off. But if it does then thats just an added plus :P :lol:
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eqKneelo wrote:
kidrock wrote: "Anybody riding a kneeboard over 5'10" is overcompensating for lack of manhood."
You're not really quoting that, are you? You're not really saying Don Harris, Mark Robertson, Simon, Gavin, Barry, Jaime, Ross and Baden (ect. ect.) have small peckers?

Please tell us you're not THAT stupid.
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hey Russ,
whats the Moruya test? sitting in a small room on a cold ass nite while Waka eats chili and chips? hell.......even i failed that test!!!!! :lol:
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Hey Mike,
yeah but it'd be fun watching everybody scramble for the next suburb after WAKA explodes :lol: It was cold that fateful night wasn't it, Brian's looking at having another gathering there before it (the house) goes on the market next year, we'll have to bottle WAKA's farts for future scientific research - sounds like a good job for a new guy that hasn't experienced that gagging and struggling for breath in confined quarters before, sorry too much information I'm going red in the face from talking about it.

Cheers Wolruss
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