have a look at page 13 of this thread, one in particular that has wolruss making a cameo, there are some classic womble rambles sure to put a a smile on your dial, or better yet if your game just click on all posts by womble, the man has talent.
BTW tomorrow morning is going to be the go for waves, predicted off shore with an abating swell should be firing out front with no bluebottles and no crowds.
Surfed snapper greeny & cooly with Budgie & his girl and about a 100 others on thursday lunch time got some waves but man what a swarm.
Give me beachies any day, i swear i developed a rash and feralmick it wasn't from my boardies i think i must be superwankaphobic
Looks like Budgie and I are tag teaming the Gold coast. Another couple of Vicco's coming up to join the swarm around the end of the month. Bringing up the family for the crowded surf and crowded Dreamworld. The last two surfs I've had down here have been either just the grom or with two others. I'm a bit concerned with whether I will be able to handle the crowd.
analbirth wrote:have a look at page 13 of this thread, one in particular that has wolruss making a cameo, there are some classic womble rambles sure to put a a smile on your dial, or better yet if your game just click on all posts by womble, the man has talent.
BTW tomorrow morning is going to be the go for waves, predicted off shore with an abating swell should be firing out front with no bluebottles and no crowds.
Surfed snapper greeny & cooly with Budgie & his girl and about a 100 others on thursday lunch time got some waves but man what a swarm.
Give me beachies any day, i swear i developed a rash and feralmick it wasn't from my boardies i think i must be superwankaphobic
Yes, Ive read some of his ramblings. Couldnt sleep for days. It was like some scary acid flashback!
Im probably going to miss it tomorrow. Have a full on week of work to catch up on. I do acreage/commercial mowing and this rain has messed me up big time!
I havent surfed down Super"wank" for years. Got lucky at Greenmount with about 5 others though, about 2 years ago. But havent been back since!
Don't stress RMcKnee I know what it's like. I enjoyed getting dropped in on by Mick Fanning at D'bah last August. He popped a big air in front of me. It was just my subtle sense of humour by pointing out the differences between surfing here and there. From what Budgie has told me he still got some good sessions. If anyones about look for the white helmet and the grom with the pink helmet sitting there trying to count the crowd.
So the train wreak is back on track … the walrus has found its gong … the wackers are slap happy and carl williams is sleeping the big sleep … that last bit has nothing to do with wackers and walruses … but is a fine example of a train wreak and what happens down in karma county … so much for taking out the trash talk.
Old Crazy is somewhat perplexed … news is a strange beast driven by vultures with insatiable appetites for sensationalism … unperturbed by the repercussions of their nosy and noisy meanderings.
The crazy one is none the less happy that the gong is on … happy as a wacking walrus so to speak. The question is not so much whats on in Wollongong … but who's on … will Michael be heading down with the kneeling Nov-lets … are sparrows arriving in caravans … and what about those good ol' boys from up the bay … national (treasure) parks and luke warm … Neil is the best name ever for a kneeboarder. All in good time I'm sure.
So the Em-jays have left Old Crazies hunting grounds and returned to the deep south … the hippy has been rather quiet after exploding on the scene like well aimed bucket bong … and a new player has arrived at the table … like a well dealt hand or an entree sized plate of salt and pepper squid. Yes ladles and germs … the cuttlefish has just landed a thirty year backflip. Welcome home you octopuses cousin you.
Hope is eternal and a colonoscopy is internal … hollywood up the bum so to speak … now speaking of backs … lets get back to hope and the possibility that Old Crazy maybe making a cameo appearance at walruses shindig. You see he will be in old sinny town at the time of reckoning or wreak-conning … and if he can shuffle his whims and obligations in descending order … he'll blow the big smoke like a veteran lady of the night and hit the gong running. Lock up your grandmothers.
Gotta go … the phones ringing … the surf is calling … and remember that exercise bikes can be fatal is used incorrectly.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand.
While imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.
So is it the Womble of Woollongong then is it? Whats going on down there?
Contest? Work? Wife swapping?
I bet, all the above!
Picked up new board last Saturday. Much tighter than old so still getting my head around it. Have had a few (am so over cut backs) waves though, Caba on way back from Byron, Burleigh Sunday and the Alley through to the guts yesterday.
Met another kneelo out the Alley and thankfully, wasnt any of you lot! I did ask him! hehe
Save that upperright appendage, Old Crazy, you'll be aholdin that mic a while ( bloody wacking walruss indeed, you been peeking in windows too much ) Look forward to seeing you down here in the 'Gong, remember we'll be meeting at Gilmore's Hotel Coniston at 7pm friday night to determine the best place to hold the comp.
Sorry Mark, I know what it means (I rang my daughter) but saw a dislexic Rolf & Mao combination that tickled my fancy.
Yeah Old Crazy is a classic and should have a forum of his own....maybe someone could animate his ramblings and we could have a kneeboarders answer to The Pig Of Steel....no... oh well it's just a thought.
Bog Dan ... the crazy man aint appy ... forgo the spellink ant lateral stinkin ... the shite has hit the perverts fan ... diabolical discourse has dis-railed Old Crazies hopes and wishes.
No way can he attend the end off the worlds little dysfunctional shindig ... the pooh has hit the perversion and work inter-fears as a diversion ... there will be no collusion with the deflated delusion defunct and jettisoned due to work ... ouch.
Mr W Russ ... I cannot attend the delightful event ... due to works evil intent ... crestfallen and bent with a burden of time ill-spent.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand.
While imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.
Don't stress RMcKnee I know what it's like. I enjoyed getting dropped in on by Mick Fanning at D'bah last August. He popped a big air in front of me. It was just my subtle sense of humour by pointing out the differences between surfing here and there. From what Budgie has told me he still got some good sessions. If anyones about look for the white helmet and the grom with the pink helmet sitting there trying to count the crowd. 
bloody wacking walruss indeed, you been peeking in windows too much 
