surf report 2007

[K-man]

refuse to whine about the lack of swell.Had three days of small,fun wind swell on the reefs..that was a week ago.
Don't pay attention to any of those insane pics coming out of oz..All lies!!!
A demonic plot to demoralize us,no doubt hatched by slater,adam.and the coach...

[Bumps]

Kman,

You are right. The photo's posted were created in the photoshop sweat shops that are dotted all along the south coast of NSW. An area noted for the illegal and highly dangerous practise of creating photo's of outrageously hot Aussie kneelo's on seemingly perfect and mindless waves, that don't exist anywhere on the Australian coastline. In fact, Simon Farrar in reality is a small bird that through the magical diet of Nuclear waste, vegemite and Forster's beer was created to scare the shyte out of small children that wouldn't listen to their parents.

Moreover, Australia is a myth. The notion of Australia was inspired by the teachings of Chow Hunglong Artis (otherwise know as Steve), a Buddhist Trappist Monk, who apparently lived in the basement of the Marque de Sades residence, in OC.

The Australian shapers, Slats, Parkes, Hart etal are cheap imitation cyborgs manufactured in Guangju province, Northern China. The boards they produce are from factories in China, using highly toxic recycled computer components.

The waves that Southpeakbrad thought he saw where placed into his memory, via a special memory inducing machine that goes by the acronym D.I.L.D.O.

You poor bastards, we have achieved what Chow Hunglong Artis set out to do in his original teachings written in 'that' dark basement in OC! We are the masters of the universe. Ha! Cop that!

I'm not Bumps, I'm a meat sandwich.

[K-man]

Thanks for that....Knew there had to be one honest s'tralian....

[Kauaikneelo]

Hey Bumps, How do you explain my australian shepard dog? She talks funny like you guys and wants to drive on the wrong side of the road!!


Hey K-man, Flossie says Pakalas this weekend

[southpeakbrad]

uh Bumps, I thought they said it was called H.O.L.L.O.W ...but my memory could be mistaken

[waka]

Gary...too funny

[Bumps]

Hi Kauaikneelo


Simple explanation, it's a cheap copy of the Sony robot dog. If you reload the software it will start talking like a Canadian (native tongue), but it won't fix the bad driving habits. To reload the software, you'll need to do this via a USB drive. The connector is hidden just inside its anal ring, about 3". If you feel around you'll find it. The dog might make some funny noises, just persist, you'll find it. The dog will be fixed and will operate properly.

[Bumps]

Brad,

Touche'

[K-man]

PAKALAS.... 300yd screaming lefts... Got enough miles for a ticket,not enough $$$ for the rest.Go get'em!
Never see pics of the place...Some SC people were filming there last yr. kind of a no no...

cheers

[Kauaikneelo]

Bumps> ah think I'll let the "sleeping dog lie" eh! Besides she can barbie shrimp and drink beer like no other dog I've ever owned. We named her Uluru (after some "big rock" we heard you guys got there!)

Back to the surf report: no waves here


K-man: don't you mean a 3 yard left with locals screaming at you??
ps......The TSA removes any Pakala pics from your luggage

[surfhorn]

Just got back from my walk along the beach. Its 1 foot to about +/- 2 foot with the only little break inundated with a softboard surf school. But a nice walk anyway.

[southpeakbrad]

OK, I surfed Avalanche 1-2' this AM. So what? At least it was warm, clean, and uncrowded

[Mike Fernandez]

Loved it Bumps, you are a scholar and a gentleman, laughing hard over here!

Kman,

You are right. The photo's posted were created in the photoshop sweat shops that are dotted all along the south coast of NSW. An area noted for the illegal and highly dangerous practise of creating photo's of outrageously hot Aussie kneelo's on seemingly perfect and mindless waves, that don't exist anywhere on the Australian coastline. In fact, Simon Farrar in reality is a small bird that through the magical diet of Nuclear waste, vegemite and Forster's beer was created to scare the shyte out of small children that wouldn't listen to their parents.

Moreover, Australia is a myth. The notion of Australia was inspired by the teachings of Chow Hunglong Artis (otherwise know as Steve), a Buddhist Trappist Monk, who apparently lived in the basement of the Marque de Sades residence, in OC.

The Australian shapers, Slats, Parkes, Hart etal are cheap imitation cyborgs manufactured in Guangju province, Northern China. The boards they produce are from factories in China, using highly toxic recycled computer components.

The waves that Southpeakbrad thought he saw where placed into his memory, via a special memory inducing machine that goes by the acronym D.I.L.D.O.

You poor bastards, we have achieved what Chow Hunglong Artis set out to do in his original teachings written in 'that' dark basement in OC! We are the masters of the universe. Ha! Cop that!

I'm not Bumps, I'm a meat sandwich.

[Eric Carson]

Everything you ever heard about Florida being flat in the summer is True. The tropics are starting to crank up and everyone here is desperate, including me. I've been putting the miles in on a paddleboard just to keep my sanity.

[K-man]

Blows everyday....all day.Been a real small south all week.Went to cronkhite yesterday maybe chest+and weak..but rideable.Nothing here in town.The bars are ''honed''Go down watch almost kneehigh waves peel 30-50yds.
Weren't for this site[thanks don] B-sharp,slats,adam, coach,and a few good hearted funny yanks and s'tralians...I might actually be working-although I doubt it....
Bill the weatherman showed the low pressure sliding down coast.NW's swells gonna built by the weekend- hopefully!

cheers