South East QLD and Northern N.S.W Cripple Stick Enthusiasts

womble · Post by **womble** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:21 pm

analbirth wrote: lets see if we can scare up any other punters

BOO !

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:26 pm

farkme ya scared em off ya womble, monday morning could be the go sposed to be off shore and the swell will be a bit bigger

womble · Post by **womble** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:45 pm

analbirth wrote:farkme ya scared em off

BOO HOO ... it has been offshore early up here lately ... offshore early lately here lately early offshore ... maybe we should hit one of the beach breaks in this neck off the woods ... might be easier for team McKnee and friends / fiends to attend ... maybe.

It actually went offshore-ish this arvo ... the ish being iffy-ish ... but not onshore wind wise ... offshore-ishness-ness ... yes it was definitely offshore-ishness-ness.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:46 pm

no probs if you can get a response. The wind backed off around lunchtime but it was still shitt

womble · Post by **womble** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:00 pm

A Christmas medley

On the first day of Christmas the GFC gave to me one downturn in the economy
On the second day of Christmas the newspapers gave to me too many media beat-ups
and a downturned economy
On the third day of Christmas the voters gave to me three independents squawking
too many media beat-ups and a flatlining economy
On the fourth day of Christmas the reserve bank gave to me four interest rate hikes
three self-serving independents ... too much media muckraking and
a pancake for an economy
On the fifth day of Christmas Australia gave to me a Tony Yeah-but smuggling a budgie
a ranga running the country ... an Oprah at the opera ... more sportsmen misbehaving
a pear shaped economy ... is it time now to put up the Christmas tree ...

So with a GFC and a christmas trees and santa on his way
The curtain falls on another year ... its almost christmas day
And what a year that we have seen ... amazing one may say
It kind of sad to see it go ... but its leaving without delay
A new year is about to be launched just behind santas sleigh

So with jingle bells and christmas sales all double time and a half
The festive seasons all commercialised but its still good for a laugh
Whether its a Ho Ho Ho or a he he he or simply a please explain
Everyone loves christmas day ... weather ... its sunshine ... hail or rain

Happy Christmas to all
Hope you all have a ball
May the new year be prosperous too
Wishing you good health mixed with wealth
Loads of good luck and barrels you can make it through.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:20 pm

Ahhh womble well put, and still no sign of a pre xmas cyclone as predicted by the guru's in the know or the did not know...
also no sign of a pre xmas gathering of knee minded trolls apart from a quicky behind the old toilet bowl club with the above knee trembler who let it be known he likes to hang out in said area...... i myself have moved on from that haunt but it was cool to revisit my old dumping ground to snag a few wobbly lefts and wobble a few snags

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:35 pm

at last the wave drought has broken although small it was such a good shape
and super clean and uncrowded, so good to get in the water, tried out those
c drive quads and am luvin em such clean transition and drive and so easy to bust the fins now just need same conditions but 3' bigger

womble · Post by **womble** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:35 pm

As Old Crazy dragged his sorry arse out of the mud and rubble that had once been the festering scab of a capital city half way up the coast of the self proclaimed smart state … banana land … river city indeed he mumbled as his mind wandered aimlessly through the barren wasteland of his thoughts and dreams.
His gnat like attention span was soon pondering the clockwise spiral on the map next to the weather girl on the television set balanced precariously on a stack of old board games … yahtzee … snakes and ladders … hungry hippos and a collectors edition of nude twister. Yahtzee is a dice game … Yasi is an even dicey-er game of hide and seek from a willy willy on steroids … talk about a serious blow job … that thing could blow the chain of a dog … you wouldn't want to be in the out house when that little puppy makes land fall … and it did … Cardwell didn't fair well … said fair well to the marina … which it doesn't really need anymore … as all the boats are now parked in the street.
Floods and cyclones thought Old Crazy … happy new year with a bullet … on the bright side the drought has finally broken … along with the dam … Brisvegas needed a good bath … not so sure about the mud enema.
Now what about all you lovers and purveyors of the tasty bent yellow fruit … a devastating state of affairs one must say … bananageddon is what their saying … fruit genocide ... no nana's … and half the sugarcane gone … not to mention all the missing roofs … the influx of vile vermin chattering away in front of microphones … feigning empathy but seriously far more interested in the ratings.
Not so much the smart state as the wet fart state … its pants pulled down and undies filled with stinking wind and rain … Queensland hey … sunday one day monday the next.
Old Crazy wondered if penguin island would fare any better after an irrational disaster of this magnitude … not long to find out he thought … as its soon to be inundated by a monsoonal influx of biblical proportions … an international gathering of the kneeboard militia will sort that little backwater out … good and proper … talk about the lunatics taking over the asylum … one flew over the penguins nest indeed … culminating in a new whirled chumpion … a clash of the titans … a clash song … and a question to be pondered most earnestly … should I stay or should I go … Should I stay or should I go now? … Should I stay or should I go now? ... If I go there will be trouble … And if I stay it will be double ... So come on and let me know … should I stay or should I go.
Old Crazy wants to attend … but as usual his procrastination far outweighs his motivation … so at this stage he thinks … well he thinks he thinks that he thinks he might take a couple of weeks off from planning the downfall of society … to mosey on down and soak up the atmosphere of surfings answer to the Manson family … which will undoubtably contribute to the inevitable return of anarchy and societies demise … now thats a dream holiday … world domination begins amongst the penguins and a walruss with rosy red cheeks … ah yes that sweet smell of pandemonium and mayhem on the crisp morning air … oh hang on ... maybe thats just a rum fart.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:20 pm

ahh the womble as he lives and breathes, and what incredible prose spews forth again out of that blowhole.

Stop your procrastination and just decide for fuksake. Me thinks you think too much. I'm flying out the friday morning a virgin and arriving well and truly fuked up in tullymarine. Hiring a machine with 4 wheels and staying right next to the waterhole of fun in a little town that goes by the name of female bulls. You should join me, you know it's the "wight" thing to do, it's only 1 week moment out of your never ending weak worklife. Man up oh qld state champ. This time you may even have more
qld'ers to surf against. Besides i hear the coopers cup is in town on the saturday brimming full of brown cheer followed by regurgitated brown cheer with bits of corn and carrot the next morning, now how can you say no to that

wolruss · Post by **wolruss** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:19 pm

Go Old Crazy, Go ..... who else for i am Rum to drink 'sides BA, Fred Big ..... you'll have to turn up on principal but don't land at Tullym.... take a right and slide in at Avalon then swim 'round the heads and across Westernport maybe your cheeks'll be red after that lot too!!

Cheer Russwol

womble · Post by **womble** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:50 am

Old Crazy is not to happy … the crazy cat lady … aka the surfing duck … has put the bark humpy up for sale … boredom is a bitch … a bitch that thinks change is as good as a holiday … Old Crazy likes stability … or at least random instability … the only movements he likes to partake in are bowel movements … just after his morning coffee … a relaxing crap with the morning paper.
But no … the duck ain't happy … changes are a foot …. a foot is approximately one third of a metre … one third of sweet f-a is all our anti-hero has in regards to this abominable decision … but thats only the thin edge of the painfully obvious wedge … work decided to stick its overrated nose in this freshly laid business … two meetings … one with a representative of the ranga in charge … the other with the people who pay peanuts to monkeys ... needles to say … the worms have left the can … penguin island is looking somewhat further away than Old Crazy's reality would like to admit … maybe a quick flight down … combined with a hasty departure will have to suffice …
as Ned Kelly said … such is life.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:27 pm

oh well womble welcome to the quicky club, i'm sitting here on monday morning because the surf has died finally. Including yesterday would make 5 days that i haven't surfed this month, to say i'm surfed out would be an understatement. My head is still spinning from yesterdays festivities that started on saturday lunchtime it included all things hebral and didsilled. I think [ and i use that word loosely ] i may have dislodged something upstairs, focusing is an issue, standing is marginly worse, riding my pushie, well i tried that with no success whatsoever, the skateboard didn't get a look in as my missus said as she was heading to work [ bless her for supporting me in my hour of need ] go back to bed. And so i shall, womble you may be moving house but mine appears to be moving without me.............

womble · Post by **womble** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:55 pm

Phillip Island is only a short flight with a drive attached at the end … unfortunately for Old Crazy it seems that he has landed in the sand trap … chipped into the rough and three putted the green.
The surfing duck has acquired a contract for his abode … there can be no dwelling on that matter … the matter of no dwelling to dwell in or on … the only certainties in this little folly are that apart from being adorably mindlessly clueless … Old Crazy is soon be be … adorably mindlessly cluelessly homeless too … also … as well … at least he looks the part … shopping trolley and all.
So with all these goings on going on it seems inevitable that our belovedly unwashed one will have to certainly forgo any dreams and aspirations pertaining to his attendance at the legless dances with penguins parade … sad but true.
Old Crazy is resigned to the fact … the fact that he is going to miss out on a once in a lifetime opportunity to grace with his presence the most epic gathering of half men the universe has ever seen and is unlikely to ever witnessed again.
Thats the facts sports fans … in summary … there is going to be a distinct lack of Old Crazy at penguin island … he sends his apologies in advance … but knows that AB and the Walruss will fly the flag and dance the good time dance.
And as the kneeboard militia starts to dig in for the war of the worlds … Old Crazy will be trying to construct a house using old real estate brochures glued together with tears of disappointment.
Good luck to all those attending … and in the imortal words of Old Crazies hippy mate Neil … boomshanka … may the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.
One more thing before we wrap this up ... Phillip Island may be known for its penguins … my advice would be to look out for sparrows … godspeed gentlemen … the game is afoot … or a knee as the case may be.

womble · Post by **womble** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:24 pm

OK … so the fat lady has finished warbling … the silverware has been distributed and the assembled assortment of yetis … wookee like chewbaccas … walruses … wakas … hackers … backpackers … swamp dwellers and spaniards have slunk back under their prospective … retrospective or out of perspective rocks.
Tracy may have never made it to darwin … and probably thankfully Darwin never met a kneeboarder … if he had his theory of evolution may well have taken another turn altogether.
Old Crazy on the other hand never made it to the meeting of unfortunate gentlemen … unfortunate in the fact of what the surf lacked in the punch it didn't pack and the absence of the shack at the beach break that was fat … but it is as it was and is simply just the facts.
Old Crazy was confused by the live coverage … or lack thereof … the rolling numbers were rather nice … as rolling numbers can often be and if done correctly undoubtably suffice … the word trumpet come to mind … but the video link was missing … as is the missing link in Darwin's chain … but seeing as Darwin is now also missing and Tracy denies any knowledge of the facts … its a mute point … and coincidentally it seems that penguin island had mute points for the week that was … or was not ... pointless points and banal beachies … thems the breaks or lack there of … a level playing field is just that … level and flat … flat as a tack.
So the tables have been cleared … the dishes have been done ... the curtain falls on another one … congratulations … commiserations … salutations … and some explanation due on women with adams apples at the legless hoedown … now that really would confuse the late Charles D and his theory of E.
So as the sun sets on the weak that was ... we say goodbye to pea eye … the penguins … an eclectic a collection of half men thats ever been ... five o'clock shadows on ladies and whatever else went down in the dark recesses of the never mind.
Meanwhile back at the ranch … Old Crazy has been frantically sorting through a lifetime of hastily ill-conceived ideas … random statements and his steam powered thought train collection … in a feeble attempt to prepared a newer collection of cardboard boxes and sticky tape for a journey on a truck … from somewhere out near the valley that leads to the ally … to the land of two-guns and its rather sizable aeroplane collection. The task being made somewhat more difficult due to the fact that Old Crazies cage was rattled rather substantially recently … rib cage that is … rib cage carnage with a month of pain … sustained in the pursuit of happiness at the pointless point … inflicted by one of the many nameless nuck nucks who insist in persisting to pester the line-up with their presence on unwieldy oversized weapons of masturbation … out of position … out of their depth and out of their tiny minds … wrong place at the right time was Old Crazy … who at the time of impact was enjoying a rather nice slice of early morning juice extraction. Pooh happens.
So the crazy one is out of action … not quite in traction and waiting with mixed emotions the transactions that will unfold in due course starting a chain of events that will eventuate with him not being here but over there … which funnily enough will then be here as he will then be there … which is neither here nor there … yet.
Old crazy is moving closer to the sasquatch … who resides near the aeroplane nest in the land that time forgot. Things could get interesting or just plain messy or just plane messy.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:47 pm

kinda like the look of this chart

how's the ribs womble? just strap em up and we'll hit it on thursday & friday

http://www.seabreeze.com.au/graphs/qld4.asp