South East QLD and Northern N.S.W Cripple Stick Enthusiasts

[womble]

Old crazy just loves getting legless … and during this past week he's been happier than a pig in pooh … just to clarify … that has nothing to do with Piglet or Winnie … who he assures us are just good friends … mind you the donkey seems constantly stoned and the orange and black striped cat is a walk up start for a paranoid delusional crack head.
Corduroy … what a wonderfully understated fabric it is … Old Crazy still dons the purple flared chords on special occasions … and over the past few days he's been sporting them constantly … what with the legless corduroy seppopotonian surfing world cup of overflowing bellies in rashies … its been the grouse … hey even a spaniard got a gong … happy daze.
So volume 21 number 1 has a front cover … corduroy a week … if only four days … it seems as though jimmy's not the only barnes in town … and water slaughter has risen like a phoenix from the hashish … whats the world coming to … forget about global warming … this is a catastrophe.
Just as Winnie's ample girth was eventually freed from the tree … it seems as though the underground is now above ground … night of the living dead … the sculkers have been caught in the spotlight … momentarily blinded and confused … unaccustomed to the light they sway uneasily from side to side … muttering incoherently … rubbing their eyes and awaiting whatever fate has install for them.
Old Crazy is used to this … the swaying and muttering come naturally … as does the confusion … he knows that the crowd will eventually dissipate … as spotlights slowly dim … the ordinary people will return to their ordinary lives … and the strange halfmen will fade from their memory. The universe may return to normal … but the kneeboard militia … having been briefly exposed to the world at large … will once again slide into obscenity … and be free once more to plan and plot its path to world domination … insert evil laughter.

[womble]

Roll up roll up the circus is in town … slap some butter on your popping corns and pull up a pew … theres plenty of clowns and trained monkeys on show … but the real action is going down backstage … if you dare to sneak a peek … bean counting is the name of that game … frantic fiscal juggling … rhythmic finger pointing finessed with eye rolls and synchronised head scratching … thats right learned colostomies … its pro-surfing 101 or 2012 as the fact may be … financial mismanagement with a shotgun … side of a barn missed and all.
Forget about the new schools air-reverses … its all eyes on the old school … as they bumble and mumble and try to hang on. Poor old Gordon … loves his bong … unfortunately theres more sharks on dry land than ever was in the sea … if you know what I mean.
Old Crazy loves the bong too … not so much the bills … but its not bongs snapper … its the quickie show … starring old baldy and the gang … even Dane the messiah Reynolds … the disputably undisputed king of swing and all things hipster … descended from the land of three minute youtube clips … to … well to be banished unceremoniously in the first round losers round of two … yes the second set of heats that is … back to beat poetry and dumpster diving.
The dream tours looking a bit ragged … rough round the edges so to speak … like a transexual crack whore with a hangover and a three day growth … you see the big three … yep quikripabong … have got gaping great holes in their pockets … draining the hard earned faster than they can print it.
The undisputed king of all things mumbling incoherently … Old Crazy … reckons the answer to the question not asked is … who gives a flying fig … pickle me grandmother he said … you expect me to feel sorry … sorry for what … sorry for the millions of clams that the founders of these institutions have secreted in jam jars buried in the finely manicured back yards of their salubrious beach side villas … yes thats plural … as in more than one … and no … no he won't and no he doesn't is the answer … phew.
The chinese like to say … may you live in interesting times … Old Crazy has duly noted they also seem to own most of the chinese restaurants in town … short soup anybody. Interesting times is what we got … as the surf industry giants tighten the belts … restructure … and rebuild their respective houses of straw … sticks and bricks before the big bad wolf huffs and puffs the doors down … fairytale or nightmare … just how will the three little pigs fare … roast porker or devine swine … its not all goodvibes captain … pass the crackling astro … oink oink snort.
Speaking of cooking … we've got ourselves a fish fry in the alley here tomorrow … Old Crazys ironing his galoshes and polishing the macintosh as we speak … no not the mac as in apple … the mac as in tosh … raincoat per se … in preparation for the shindig … seeing as its a bit wet under foot … and that should suit the swamp dweller just fine if he decides to skulk up with a few natives in tow.

[Mike Fernandez]

Nice Womble.
You remind me of this scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hQC3nkftrk

[KneeBumps]

hmmm I need a few more tonight to work through this

[analbirth]

my this looks interesting
http://www.seabreeze.com.au/graphs/qld4.asp

[womble]

Rain … rain … rain and more rain … its been raining cats and dogs for days on the cold toast. Only yesterday Old Crazy popped outside for the briefest of moments and stepped in a poodle … but this preposterous precipitation hasn't dampened his spirits … on the cointreau and on the contrary … our resident lunatic has been wallowing like a water buffalo with a new suit ... a box of Cuban cigars … a winning lottery ticket stuck in his hatband and a smile so wide you'd think he'd finally thrown a leg over Elle MacPherson … which he kind of has … but … lets just say that he was on his own at the time … ninety nine change hands.
So … happy has Old Crazy been … yes its been wetter than behind his own ears … wet as an otter as they say … but on the upside there has been a combination of weather patterns that in the act of merging have created some truly miraculously marvellous surging mountains of sodium chloride solution … pulsating past the points of no return … barrelling buckets of old briny … rampantly yet orderly dishevelment of the elements that are predominantly NaCl in the H20 … yes sports fans we's had surf here in the land of broken dreams … a good couple of weeks of the welcome wetness.
There is a slight downside to the upside … population explosion … like lemmings to a cliff they come … night of the living dead-like shuffling forth in multitude … brains … brains … brains … but collectively these zombies have none ... a heaving mass of confusion and self delusion … a collaboration of chaos in black neoprene. Zombie like they mass … hunting not in unison … but as a pack of individuals … a rabble … scratching and clawing … scrambling for scraps … dog eat dog … woof … just passing thought I'd drop in … reigning cats and dogs indeed hipsters.

[analbirth]

in short, pissing down, pumping & polluted with people.....
a good place not to be

[RMcKnee]

I dunno ... you just have to pick your time. Dawn patrol was pretty good today from Snapper through to Big Groyne. OH sets, not a zombie in sight, no serious wave thievery and comfortable in shorts and a rashie. Did I mention barrels? No? Well never mind.

[analbirth]

i'm too old to get up that early rob
checking the line up yesterday on the coastwatch cam i counted around 200 heads from mid cooly to little marley looked good apart from that

[womble]

That other place ... the one that starts with a K ... next stop on the line after X ... has been trying really hard ... and on occasions succeeding ... its to fast for zombies.

[analbirth]

sheeeet bruce, i'm glad you didn't give that one away, every bugger'd be onto it.

[analbirth]

If this eventuates as is look out but it usually drops back in size by race day..... still looking promising for the usual points

http://www.seabreeze.com.au/graphs/qld4.asp

[Cuttlefish]

We live in hope.

[fruitbat]

My-son-spotted-a-kneelo-on-a-flashpoint-getting-some-great-barrells-at-Currumbin-the-guy-is-a-bit-of-a-unit-wondering-who-it-was?

[analbirth]

bit more info might help