Aloha!

japaneezy · Post by **japaneezy** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:59 am

Hey guys! I'm new to the site and I was surprise to find an online kneeboarding site with such a large constituency. I am 23 and sort of just started kneeboarding. I say sort of started because the first time i got on a board, i was 12. Since my father passed away a few years ago and left me his board, i have been getting more into kneeboarding. I have done some longboarding in the past but i find it hard to get my kneeboard up to a fast enough speed to catch a wave. lol i guess i need help. better yet, if any of you seasoned vets from oahu wanna show me the ropes that would be awesome!

Smokin Rock · Post by **Smokin Rock** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:18 am

talk to fooj
he would be very helpful i'm sure
lately a expert with bedpans as well

fooj · Post by **fooj** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:21 am

jap,
Go do something else. Kneeboarding sucks.

Smokin Rock · Post by **Smokin Rock** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:58 am

ok....so... Fooj not so helpful

if you make it over to the Big Isle i'd be happy to feed you to the sharks...i mean...take you for a surf

mutiny · Post by **mutiny** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:20 am

you guys are a crackup

ScottMac · Post by **ScottMac** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:00 am

fooj is even grumpier than me!

rooster · Post by **rooster** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:22 am

canT we all just get along

Smokin Rock · Post by **Smokin Rock** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:30 am

Fooj is saltier than the bottom of the ocean at low tide

seriousy japaneezy welcome to the asylum. we're more of a self help group here ala AA. stand up, say "hi...i'm japaneezy...and i'm a kneeboarder"

admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery

Smokin Rock · Post by **Smokin Rock** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:54 am

so easily amused

Bintang Bob · Post by **Bintang Bob** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:54 am

you people are a psychiatrists (did I spell that right?) dream come true....

just go surf the board japaneezy....

she'll be right mate....

rooster · Post by **rooster** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:15 pm

I like the ink blot test the best

they all look like kneelos in the barrel

Kauaikneelo · Post by **Kauaikneelo** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:01 pm

Howzit Mr J,

First all Mr. smokin rock is suffering from vog-iee-ness, Mr. fjoooj is well ah err, on the wrong rock

. Come ova hea we got world champs growin on trees (just not kbers!!!) and our tigers are friendly

and sometimes we get waves.

randiego · Post by **randiego** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:13 pm

Great. You guys skeered him orf! I was hoping he'd buy the beer!

fooj · Post by **fooj** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:35 pm

Looks like jap took my advice.

But in case he didn't and signs up for this kneeboarding gig it is always best to make sure someone really wants to do this silly sport. It fills your life with so much heartache and pain. Makes you feel inadequate and results in countless stares from the indifferent masses.

Of course, one heaving barrel can fix all that.

Yeah, I'm on O'ahu, jap. Not so sure I'm a seasoned vet but what do you want to know? Speed for catching waves: paddle hard, wear fins.

rooster · Post by **rooster** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:54 pm

Yeah but it was only ASAHI