KNEENJA
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KNEENJA
slip past the gaurd at the gate unnoticed, disregard the BLACKBALL, deek the lifeguard truck, cross the sand without leaving a track, paddle through the crowd invisible, hide in the tube, another sucsessful mission by the KNEENJA! wave slayer.............ooops i lost my throwing stars!
SUPinator
Here's a lesson from the future!
It's SUP-riding etiquette!
"Please" and "oi"'s just make me lose the waves that I should get!
With an Uzi in my wetsuit, and just one thing to say...
I always get to drop in, and I always get my wave.
I've never had a problem, in getting waves I like!
I don't need "oi" or "thank-you"...
I just NEED... "I'll be back."
...if you drop in...
"I'll be back."
It's not that I'm ill-mannered or a non-SUP riding hater...
I just like to be treated right like any SUPinator.
If I thought I'd get results, then I'd act a whole lot sweeter,
but surfers always respect...
my Uzi 9 MILLIMETOR!
If a mal crosses my fall line, or a boog gets my inside,
I don't need "oi" or "thank-you", I just NEED...
"I'll be back."
...if you drop in...
"I'll be back."
If a kneelo gives me the elbow,
or I happen to miss their wave,
I'll paddle out an' as nice as pie say,
"I'll be back."
And if they don't give me my wave,
or clubbies treat me like heck,
I stand on the shore,
an' say it once MORE!
Oh, surely, "I'll be back!"
It's nothing personal.
I swear I will not hurt anybody...
"Hasta la Vista, BABY!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz-0yopUdes
With acknowledgement and apologies to: Arnee & the Terminaters.
Post edited: to fine-tune some stuff.
It's SUP-riding etiquette!
"Please" and "oi"'s just make me lose the waves that I should get!
With an Uzi in my wetsuit, and just one thing to say...
I always get to drop in, and I always get my wave.
I've never had a problem, in getting waves I like!
I don't need "oi" or "thank-you"...
I just NEED... "I'll be back."
...if you drop in...
"I'll be back."
It's not that I'm ill-mannered or a non-SUP riding hater...
I just like to be treated right like any SUPinator.
If I thought I'd get results, then I'd act a whole lot sweeter,
but surfers always respect...
my Uzi 9 MILLIMETOR!
If a mal crosses my fall line, or a boog gets my inside,
I don't need "oi" or "thank-you", I just NEED...
"I'll be back."
...if you drop in...
"I'll be back."
If a kneelo gives me the elbow,
or I happen to miss their wave,
I'll paddle out an' as nice as pie say,
"I'll be back."
And if they don't give me my wave,
or clubbies treat me like heck,
I stand on the shore,
an' say it once MORE!
Oh, surely, "I'll be back!"
It's nothing personal.
I swear I will not hurt anybody...
"Hasta la Vista, BABY!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz-0yopUdes
With acknowledgement and apologies to: Arnee & the Terminaters.
Post edited: to fine-tune some stuff.