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The most interesting kneelo in the world!

Postby Mike Fernandez » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:34 am

When he kneeboards, the waves turn, and come to him.

Beautiful women beg to wax his stick.

Sand never sticks to him.

He's so hot, people within 300 ft of him never need a wetsuit.

He makes all boards ride like magic boards.

He is a legend in other peoples mind.

He once sank a boat with the spray from his cutback.

Sharks fear him, dolphins want to surf like him.

He is the most interesting kneelo in the world. :lol:

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Postby Kauaikneelo » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:47 am

He knows where Emila Airhearts secert surf spot is! :wink:
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Postby Shelfbreak » Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:34 pm

He is always looking for opportunities to dack his friends
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Postby Shelfbreak » Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:41 pm

After two beers he doesn't know whether he's Arthur or Martha
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Postby Oilman » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:48 pm

He may have been from Nantucket :?: :?: :?:
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Ha!

Postby RMcKnee » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:21 pm

He's a native son of the Golden West, has spent time in the Islands and on the Northern Beaches but recently moved to Wollongong. And his fins are forward, not on his feet!

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Postby C J Gagner » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:30 am

When he shows up at your break winds instantly turn off shore!
Though the course may change sometimes rivers always reach the sea!!!!

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E-Who?

Postby Jack Beresford » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:45 pm

If this is a booze commercial we have to cast EQ!

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Postby SFKneelo » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:07 pm

He blew a wave once, just to see how it felt

Other people get waves only because he lets them

When the boogeyman goes home at night, he checks the closet to make sure he isn't there (whoops, that's Chuck Norris...)

He wakes up before going to sleep for the dawn patrol

He's the only guy that calls 'going right AND left,' and does

NASA watches his sessions to make sure satellites don't drop from his spray

Reefs have had to apply lime juice after being hit by him

The last time he gave stink-eye, France surrendered

Swells forecast when he's going to arrive

He's surfed waves so large, he had to look down to look up

He once duck-dove the Marianas trench

Eddie would go... and, yes, he's already there

Wave scale for him is square root of Hawaiian

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Postby analbirth » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:14 pm

he kneels cause his dicks so big it gets in the way when he stands
once you've had black you'll never go back!!!

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Postby wolruss » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:22 pm

Thank God you bought that back to reality AB, I thought you guys were talking about me until I read your post mate ....... I've only got a weenie one, it only just touches the deck when I kneel .... wheew I feel better now.

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Postby gumby » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:02 pm

Is never seen with surfer chicks just kneeling ones.
His toilet floaters Look better then most surf mag covers.
Going over the falls is his review of your surf session.
Has a actual pair of duck feet.
Towel is allways being held by hottest girl on the beach.
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Postby Akio Matsumoto » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:42 am

When He Is Surfed Out ,He Turns Sea Water to Beer Or Saki . When he Gets Hungery He Turns Seaweed Into Susi Roll, When in Danger He Calls and The Orca Comes To His Aids :lol: He Is The Most Intrusting Kneelo In The World.

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Postby analbirth » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:26 pm

jeez russ my mistake i thought it was a self narative :roll:
once you've had black you'll never go back!!!

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Postby mutiny » Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:55 pm

Sounds like Big Fred to me
I still owe him 50 waves for being able to surf with him


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