South East QLD and Northern N.S.W Cripple Stick Enthusiasts

[womble]

Kneeolithic Kneeanderthals ...

please note …

The Knee Jerk Reactionaries … world domination day … is on again …

Sunday the 14th December 2008 …

Cudgen car park …

6am Queensland time … 7am for AB on the southern side of the border.

Old Crazy wants to know who’s coming …
He's been to Lowes for some nice new clothes ...
And he's warming up his shopping trolley as we speak.

[analbirth]

womble, does it really matter? as long as all your internal friends turn up we'll have plenty.

[analbirth]

Swell update for cudgen. twas small windy & gutless with a contest happening. gordo & myself were the only kb's spent most of the time yakin so bring your grovel board tomorrow could be even smaller but at least the water has warmed up AB

[enzobgonzo]

sorry guys, been busy, but I'm good for the next world domination gathering

[womble]

After the festivities the night before … Old Crazy woke up somewhat hazy and feeling happy …
Happy informed him that if he felt her again she would take out an AVO.
After processing this information and thankful that the thought racing had slowed considerably since the introduction of substance abuse …
Old Crazy decided … if feeling happy was out of the equation … he would feel melancholy instead.
Melancholy who was usually calm and reflective … slapped Old Crazy and stormed off with attitude …
Attitude it seems was just waiting around looking for trouble … who hadn’t been seen for a while.
Old Crazy came to the conclusion that he wasn’t feeling himself … and if he was going to do that … it wouldn’t be in the company of others.
It was at about this time … he remembered that plans had been made … world domination was on the menu … and this was a dish best served with napalm.
After extensive preparation … consisting of … a quick scratch … a sniff around … a drink of water and a leak … a dog’s breakfast in fact …
He took off with his shopping trolley and all the grace and agility of a drunken elephant.
When Old Crazy arrived at Knee-jerk Head Quarters … all was quite … except for the drumming in his head …
He didn’t mind the primitive drumming so much as long as the natives kept away from the thought racing.
And so the waiting game began … eventually three Kneeolithic Neanderthals arrived … equipped with their weapons of choice …
The waiting game had stopped … the game was afoot …the surf was a foot … world domination was put on hold …
the on hold music was crap … world domination hung up and decided to call back after Christmas.
Old Crazy flapped his arms around … spoke in tongs … hit his head on a low flying duck …
lost his faculties and went home feeling exhausted … who was too tired to complain.
He is now planning another escapade … stay tuned …


Well Enzo … you didn’t miss much … to be more precise … nothing at all.
Three knee-jerk-reactionaries turned up for some mediocre waves … oh-well.

[enzobgonzo]

well guys I thought it would be a good idea to go down to the meeting area- knee-jerk head quarters- and do a little world dominating by myself. To my surprise there were waves not your earth thundering top to bottom type but reasonable clean 2 footers (hey, anal the move south is a great concept) that stood up, a little, when they hit outside bank.

After my first ten (really really) I had company, some guy on a boogy, we'd shared the bank, we'd chatted about the lack of waves and then we left as 5 additions to the bank paddle out.

Not a bad session at the Knee-Jerk head quarters.

I'll be checking in again tomorrow if anyone interested. enzo

hey wobble the 3rd person stuff is a little freaky, funny though!

[analbirth]

enz, you too be on the wacky backy boy, be dammed if you aint you seein tings, 2 fut ? wus ony 1 fut man an i on drugs. Need me sum of wat u on

AB

[enzobgonzo]

anal, no drugs man sorry, 2fut it was. you must have been on the s*&^ bank way down the beach with all the trippers.

[enzobgonzo]

oops!! good word = sh#t.

this morning was 1 foot and a little windish...............didn't bother

[analbirth]

enz, did you get a surf yesterday morning? it was 3' glass & spitin baby
got 2 1/2 hours uncrowded pits crarp today though AB

[enzobgonzo]

Anal,
I think we are talkin about the same day, tuesday ,aussie time. some of the sets were bigger than 2 foot. It was good, had it by myself for a hour or so, few barrels and not a sausage...........well a friendly boogy. Stayed for hour and went in as more punters got the wiff. I think I got the the best of it before the tide came in more.

I went down wednesday (a.t) on a prayer and it was half the size and crappy. So i think we were lucky.

Any good thursday,(a.t) didn't bother, plus one of my fin boxes cracked-why I don't know. The boogy was hang very close and asking all sort questions about the fin set up..............who knows.

When should we catch up to share some pits and spliffs ha ha. I'll be down at headquarters 5 am friday (A.T) if you are interested. And when is the best time to catch you on-line.

enz

[analbirth]

gonz, as per our convo, this howling nth'y should push a little wind swell up by tomorrow morning sposed to be n/w am so will c u at the boardroom carpark 5 qld time yeah? will check out front here first AB
might not b on time so start without me

[enzobgonzo]

A, got as far as d'bah and it looked sh#t . didn't bother going any further. Had a chat to hairyarse ballina was a possiblity. But nah headed home. I'll be looking tomorrow...........if your are interested. gonz

[RMcKnee]

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[analbirth]

recovering from xmas party at nudgell didn't look at it this morning but just checked it kingy bowly has a small wave 3' out front my place is around 4'+ but blown out if wind is anywhere near SW early tomorrow it should be on still a fairly peaky swell if it comes up a bit more will be at kingy AB