South East QLD and Northern N.S.W Cripple Stick Enthusiasts

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:57 pm

Spare waves & sympathy no probs as for cash see K Rudd had a good session at cabo yesterday 6' + usual full cabo but when it gets bigger it's got some beautiful big faces to carve up and kingy was firing last week low developing off us as i type and the swell should come up over the next few days & hang around till the weekend so i'll do sunday morning how about it womble?

wolruss · Post by **wolruss** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:09 pm

Hello World Domination crew,
look out for infiltrators this weekend,could be a southerner and someone from the north lurking about either Sat. or Sunday, (hangover allowing.)

Cheers Wolruss & the Tree

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:18 pm

wolruss, let me know which day i can do both although sat i'll be a bit hungover unless the surf is gunna be epic then i'll be fine. Priorities AB

womble · Post by **womble** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:59 pm

Old Crazy was prepping his arsenal … waxing his weapon and donning the world domination regulation issue
double breasted camouflage safari suit and pith helmet … rumors abound that southern infiltrating northern lurkers had been sighted in the district.
Walking trees and talking walruses were on the March in February and May arrive at any moment in an unfit state … possibly New South Wales. Old Crazy loaded up the shopping trolley with anticipation … a small bag of disappointment and two bottles of wide eyed bewilderment … placed two imagination keys in his pocket and procrastinated in earnest … which is a small industrial suburb on the outskirts of town.
An emergency meeting of the knee-jerk reactionaries was a distinct possibility and Old Crazy was primed and ready for action … any moment now … waiting … dum de dum de dum … whistling noises … finger tapping … nervous anticipation … waiting waiting waiting … any moment now …more finger tapping … whistling … still waiting …

wolruss · Post by **wolruss** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:09 pm

Many apologies, Old Crazy, I PM'd AB to let him know the details of the infiltration methods to be incorporated and totally forgot to keep the rest of the crew apraised - my humble apologies to the World Domination Knee Jerk Reactionaries.
The walking Wolruss is flying into Brisy at 0730 hours Saturday 14th (Qld time) and then being transported down to an area near you by the talking Tree (from Brisy) for a possible morning dip with said arsenal and then proceeding to Mullimbimby for a mates 50th (last minute decision - sorry Shelfbreak, Daryl - it's only a flying weekend visit) maybe you could share some of what Old Crazy has for breakfast and we could sit down, on the arsenal, and discuss....

what the......why am I trying to keep up with you, I don't have a chance in hades

I will be flying back out 1300 hours Sunday 15th, so I don't imagine there'll be much of a window for an early morning surf Sunday - depends on how the head copes with the night before.
Cheers looking forward to having a wave with you guys,

Wolruss

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:23 am

PM hmmm kevin rudd [ qld flood ] no [ capt. crudd] no [smelly spud] i give up cause i didn't get a personal message. will be a shame walruss to come all this way and not wet ya stick as th swell will be up [ no sexual inyourendoh intended ] [[ this should give womble some ammo ]] [[[not that he needs any]]] everyone else lets play it by ear eh, AB

Shelfbreak · Post by **Shelfbreak** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:54 am

Hey Russ

We were prepared to have your flight redirected but we have the numbers for the Pa and Ma Bendall and a few reserves. Some pretty useful comptetitors as well - I'll post some details tomorrow.

Keep Col away from any rocks I think he has embarked on a one man economic stimulus package for FCS!

wolruss · Post by **wolruss** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:13 pm

Hey fellow computer wiz's,

I just sent another PM to you AB, hopefully this one'll break through that forcefield you have covering the SEQLDNNSWWDKJR (or it could be I haven't lowered mine)(more likely I didn't give the PM a subject - there isn't a trace of it in my out/sent box, could be I don't need any of what OLD CRAZY is having for breakfast) I even checked my out box this time to confirm it was there, I'll check it later to make sure the cone of silence has been raised.

Shelfbreak, Col, one of my good buddies

, didn't waste any time filling you guys in on my under the radar weekend flight into your territory - he was in training for national security with the AFP but tripped over his jabbering jaw and broke his concentration and is still recovering today, recieved a call from Daryl straight after the pointscore to roast me....thanks Col.

I think I might surf a rock break with him and see if he can break something else besides his concentration, I'm not normally this aggressive, but now that everyone knows I'm such a #%*kenbastard and won't be getting an invite next year to the Ma & Pa's I figured what the heck.
Enough about me.....hope the contest goes off well,you do have some excellent competitors there, I will be looking forward to your report.

Check,check....one,two...check one,two...

Cheers Wolruss

Shelfbreak · Post by **Shelfbreak** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:12 pm

That explains Col's newish beard - probably planning a bit of undercover work for the Feds down Mullimbimby way. Watch yourself Russ or the hippies will have you both fitted out with tofu boots for a swim in the Tweed.

wolruss · Post by **wolruss** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:48 pm

AB I'm not having any luck sending you a PM, I've tried a few times now.
WAKA sent one a few moments ago and it came through so I'll have to try and contact you guys through another avenue......hold tight.

Cheers Wolruss

womble · Post by **womble** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:20 pm

Old Crazy was becoming more and more agitated by the minute … why was the talking walrus trying to send AB a Prime Minister …
a waka had apparently just sent a PM successfully … how much bubble wrap is required …
The walrus has sent a number of Prime Ministers without any success … how many PM’s can be posted before they start clogging up letter boxes …
if you want them returned … please enclose a self addressed and stampeded antelope.
Hold the phone … the PM has just arrived … Hi Kevin … Old Crazy is now madly texting a walrus and telling Kevin to shut the duck up …
Kevin shut the duck up … quickly … push the send button and put Kevin and the duck outside … ahh that’s better.
A phone number has been sent … the duck is outside with Kevin … Old Crazy is sitting in the corner rocking backwards and forwards … everything is back to normal.
Hang on a minute … Kevin stop complaining and shut up … the duck is fine he just doesn’t like turkeys for company.
AB … have made contact with infiltrating lurkers … man the cannons.
Stay tuned Knee Jerk Reactionaries … the game is afoot

On another note:
And speaking of manning the cannons …
RM … put down the weapon and back away slowly … seems like the one shot pump action love gun has got you in enough trouble already.

waka · Post by **waka** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:33 pm

Don't despair Russell...they are Queenslanders , and everybody knows that they are little bit slow and behind the times....and i am not talking about 'daylight saving' either

wolruss · Post by **wolruss** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:25 am

Thanks Womble,just received the txt........but what have I let myself in for ????????

.........was that a short blonde guy walking up the road with a duck.......Shelfbreak can we talk about that redirection again ???
Waka, I don't want to s*&^ in my shoe before I get there.......

Cheers Wolruss

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:20 pm