World Kneelo tour: Which 10 breaks?

weirdo · Post by **weirdo** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:04 pm

Mike Fernandez swoons Bill Gates at Paris Hiltons annual Charity Ball "Bikinis for Bimbos" on getting the Kneelo world tour up and Running.... Bill agrees to pump some coin in..

Which 10 breaks worldwide would you choose:?

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:54 am

just follow the ASP then we don't have to think

griz · Post by **griz** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:00 am

that joint Rip Curl scored a couple of years ago in Mexico , all 10 of them

scoop · Post by **scoop** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:33 am

Dee Why super bank was going off yesterday ... this is the spot ...huge rights or lefts ... don't worry about the point ... too many people ... CC and me had a hoot of a time just before midday yesterday as I had to actually do some work lol
... all I can say is Criddo and DYdamo have a great local .... gotta love that humming fin sound
cheers Tony

kidrock · Post by **kidrock** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:22 am

Tourmaline...definitely Tourmaline.

Followed closely by Doheny.

Then PB Point.

Maybe San Onofre State Park.

Silver Strand, south of Coronado, should be considered.

I hear Linda Mar is pretty gnarly.

Cowell's is supposed to be pretty good, too.

Well, there's 7 right off the bat...I'll try to think of 3 more later.

mutiny · Post by **mutiny** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:26 am

Scotland
Norway
Canada
Chile
New Zealand
Portugal
Spain
Morocco
West OZ
Pitcairn
anywhere in any of those places

KneeBumps · Post by **KneeBumps** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:06 am

Circumnavigate the Indian Ocean Sept- March. At least you'd get some waves.....

Smokin Rock · Post by **Smokin Rock** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:17 am

1. G-Land
2. G-Land
3. G-Land
4. G-Land
5. G-Land
6. G-Land
7. G-Land
8. G-Land
9. G-land
10. somewhere on the Big Island as i would be tired of traveling.

Bud · Post by **Bud** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:12 pm

analbirth wrote:just follow the ASP then we don't have to think

Yea! Its always going off just after they leave a particular venue.

I was in J-Bay a couple years back and the day after the B-Bong even it was 6' firing and only a handful out. Most folks were too hungover from the after comp party.

I surfed from 9:am until 1:pm and could barely crawl over the rocks getting in.

But my list goes as follows......

Sunset & Pipeline Hawaii, Endao, Supersuck, G-Land, Kandui L or R depending, Lagundri Indo, J-Bay SA, Mundakka Spain, North Point WA

That'd be a fun tour of duty.

Greg Little · Post by **Greg Little** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:33 pm

Kidrock has the right idea. Nothing like SUPER SLOW MUSHY waves for a kneeboard contest..... Only the best for us yeah?
Kid, you forgot La Jolla Shores. tammerack, childrens pool, Churches, the trails @ Sano and my all time favorite the cliffs when its small.

eqKneelo · Post by **eqKneelo** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:20 pm

Hey LerDawg... are there 10 good sandbars at Bolsa?
We could just take the place over for 2 1/2 months moving one Lifeguard tower south each week.

WillP · Post by **WillP** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:13 pm

Easy...

1. Haggerty's 10'+ SE wind
2. Chatarra
3. Salsipuedes
4. Calafia
5. Lower Indicator 6'-8' and glassy (EQ's not allowed to use the rope. Hopefully he doesn't pull a muscle again

)
6. Terminals (San Clemente Island)
7. Blacks
8. Montañita (Ecuador)
9. Cloud 9 ( super fickle but smoking when it's on)
10. Barra de La Cruz

Geez I think 5 contests at Chatarra and 5 at Terminals would be good enough!

albert · Post by **albert** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:05 pm

Assuming you could get all these places turned on...

1. Shitties
2. G-land (Moneytrees)
3. Lakey Peak
4. Puerto Escondido
5. J-bay
6. Chatarra
7. Pasta point/Sultans (Maldives)
8. Supertubes (Portugal)
9. Nias
10. Punta Mango (El Salvador).

Doc Turbo · Post by **Doc Turbo** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:30 pm

One Palm,
Napalm,
Apocolpyse,
Illusions,
Supersuck
G-Land[/list]

ross · Post by **ross** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:05 am

Apocolypes Doc?? who ever makes one without being mowed down wins

!!
But seeing we are fantasizing ( to the point of having a fiddle)

Anywhere that barrels hollow enough to not touch the sides and get spat out on every wave, followed by a hack or two and a nice big cutback section into a deepwater,dryhair paddle out. Big enough to be scary, preferably a reefbreak(less open to chance) and boardshort warm water.

Oh yeah, hot women in the channel drooling with desire after every tubride,waving cold beers and slices of pizza with extra chilli as i paddle past snatching them and thrusting them down my craw ,like a triathlete might greedily scull an energy drink,enroute via jetski to my next 10ft crowdpleaser......

for my vote are the following;

Tiger trails (g-land)
Crescent Head (secret spot)
Trigg Point (WA)
San O'nfre (USA)
Kuta Beach(out front of the Ocean beach club)
Pleasure point (USA)
Ocean Beach (Umina)
Green Island (NSW AUST)

The final contest should be held at the birthplace of surfing in Waikiki (HAW).
Plenty of amenities and not a tube to be had, the perfect criteria for us to celibrate our mediocrity

My tour goes off