South East QLD and Northern N.S.W Cripple Stick Enthusiasts

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:57 pm

mate we'll all be talking jibberish, womblespeak or just plain old shite, well thats the plan anyway.

womble · Post by **womble** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:13 am

Flying solo ... frying to slow ... flying so low ... cant' say don't know ... but Old Crazy's hitching up the psychedelic caravan of dreams and heading south.
The skool hollow days start the next week ... so not to sure if the washing lady and tin lids will be in attendance for the festivities ... time will tell.

I'm down the coast cobbling a new shop together for a few weeks ... returning just prior to departure.

Was hoping to obtain another feather for the quiver before the shindig commenced ... but the foam mower is enjoying an anniversary of sorts ... so its touch and go as far as a new stick is concerned ... oh well.

Old Crazy is a relocated cockroach ... not a three toed toad of toe tall delusion ... go the blues ...

RMcKnee · Post by **RMcKnee** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:47 am

womble wrote: ... returning just prior to departure.

Travelling by Tardis eh?

womble · Post by **womble** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:43 am

Turd-eh
Turd-ah
Turd-is
From the Latin

... if-so-not-so-fact-um ... or the latent disconnect-um ... not the seventies discotheque-dumb-it-down-get-down-up-town-train-toot-toot.

Returning just prior to ... or before departure does not require a doctor ... who in turn ... who intern ... who ... as in doctor ... who ... are you the doctor ... exterminate ... exterminate ... nyangity yang ... nyangity yang ... whooo ... who ... whoo.
It only requires leaving after arriving ... a simply act of coming and going ... or going and coming ... if you get my drift.

womble · Post by **womble** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:26 pm

OK ... so Old Crazys been and gone ... arriving home just prior to departure.
Quite a neat act when you consider that its all done with smoke and mirrors ... a rolled up fiver ... oh ... and a slight sprinkling of Bavarian marching powder ... the smoke is just added for effect ... you know ... red eyes and short term memory loss ... irie mun.

Anyway after spending the last five weeks at the old castle ... Old Crazy has returned none the wiser ... and not to sure what gives at the location often referred to as the greater hunter ... is there a lesser hunter and whats the game.
Apparently there are quite a few knights supporters ... and being a castle its only natural ... Old Crazy isn't jumping to conclusions ... but thinks a knights supporter would be something like an athletics supporter ... only more robust ... a heavy duty jock strap so to speak.

Now the miners are a completely different kettle of fish ... there's two main varieties ... those under sixteen and those under ground. The biggest issue concerning Old Crazy is why they put the fish in a kettle ... and a different kettle at that ... strange days indeed ... although the nights seem more popular in the region ... so strange nights maybe ... indeed.

Now that its all done and dusted ... Old Crazy can concentrate on world domination ... it seems a meeting of kindred souls is being held in Copsarva ... wagons ho.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:15 pm

womble, you bring a ho wagon? sounds promising for swelling to increase in the nether regions. And here i was thinking you were taking the family

womble · Post by **womble** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:33 pm

A wagon full of hoe's ... but maybe the not so skanky garden variety would be more appropriate ... used to agitate the earths surface ... form mounds of dirt and dig ruts ... the venue being the Plantation Hotel and all.
It seems that Old Crazy was in the groove ... but now he's in a rut ... ah yes visions of Alabama Mr Young ... Alabama and a wheel in the ditch.
Old Crazy ditched a fish ... ordered another ... slightly more refined ... stringer-centric quad of the 5-11 variety ... must wait patiently ... yes my precious.
As for this hastily convened gathering of the chosen few ... Old Crazy would like to know how many of the Kneeboard Militia will be sallying forth to bivouac at the big banana ... tilt at windmills and continue on the righteous path of world domination. Gordo the Great ...

... Och Aye McKnee the tartan terror ...

... JD ... JD ... JDK ...

... and what obout AB the Carbon Cowboy and his faithful steed Black Booty ... Yes AB ... it seems that you have a date with destiny ... destiny with a red label ... a wacking walrus and an extremely unstable crazy man ... oh well ... in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Kneeolithic Kneeanderthals ... Dinosaurs ... Doyouthinkhesaurs ... Tyrannosaurus ... T-Rex ... get it on ... bang a gong ... maybe not the gong ... bang a big banana ... hasta la vista baby.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:15 pm

hey wombly man, i'm still heading down to the state of origin, i'm not sure if there are many others from qld heading down, could be a good turn out though.. see ya there

wolruss · Post by **wolruss** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:55 pm

Crikey Womble sounds like you've already been supping on the brew from Bundy.....???????

Cheers Wolruss

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:35 am

who's bringing the coke?

RMcKnee · Post by **RMcKnee** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:52 am

Doubt I'll be making it Womble. Someone's gottta support the economy or we'll all be pharqued. Besides, what with the wacking walrus and the wobbly womble ... sounds dodgy to say the least.

analbirth wrote:who's bringing the coke?

That'd be Paris I guess. Did she make bail?

wolruss · Post by **wolruss** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:54 pm

Pity McKnee, sounds like it's gonna be cracker of a get together....coke that stuff makes you sick...

Cheers Wolruss

womble · Post by **womble** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:27 pm

Old Crazy whipped out ye old English dictionary ... had a Google and winked a pedia ... this is the result ... Coke is the solid carbonaceous material derived from destructive distillation of low-ash, low-sulfur bituminous coal. Cokes from coal are grey, hard, and porous. ... so put that in your slow burning combustion stove and smoke it.
OK so we've cleared up that little bit of low cost heating information ... now what about information's little sister ... misinformation ... well ... it also appears that coke can be mixed with rum ... being porous that seems probable ... plausible even ... but highly unlikely considering the availability of dry ginger ale and limes in banana land.
Old Crazy claims to be a social drinker only ... and since most of his friends are bottles ... it stands to reason ... but evidence recently released under the freedom of information act and numerous restraining orders beg to differ ... and differ they do ... in all likelihood one could assume that Old Crazy simply left the anti of his social ... there problem solved.
As stated sometime earlier by the esteemed and learned gongite ... walruss ... this somewhat overrated storm in a teacup attempt at chest pumping and bench-pressing an overweight bottle of cane-cutters cordial ... could eventually eventuate in the distillate defeating all comers ... muddled heads and muddled limes ... simultaneously and at the same time ... the whole fiasco could become a fizzer ... ending as they say ... not with a bang but a whimper.

analbirth · Post by **analbirth** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:16 pm

i very much fooking doubt it womble, you old skirt lifter

womble · Post by **womble** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:08 pm

Things have reached break point for Old Crazy ... five weeks away without a chance to surf ... has now turned to six ... and things are not looking good for the foreseeable future ... its flat as a slow pygmy in an elephant race ... flatter than a stomped turd ... flatter than a flat white without a cup ... if you put the surf on an electrocardiograph it would show no pulse whatsoever ... it would be dead ... deceased ... done-for ... kaput ... left this mortal coil ... yes its pushing up daisy's (lucky for daisy) ... it ain't pushing surfboards thats for sure.