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Favorite Modern Day Kneelo

Gavin,
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13%
Sparrow
27
44%
Troy & Chayno
22
36%
Matt G.
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7%
 
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With all manuvoers on the wave what and how does it effect the ride. Is the air the last thing tryed or is it in the flow of the ride. From what I have seen they are the extention of commitment to the top of the wave. As far as the rest of the wave dont get me started on the bottom turns it takes to get a launch. To do two or, three on a wave. Control and commitment. 8)
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Post by jdc »

to re frame my original contention



is pulling the biggest air the proof of the biggest dick in surfing?



by "all else" albert im segragating "airs" from moves involving general board connection to wave.

call me old fashioned in this respect :P


further :arrow: im not necessarily talking surf comp assessment of wave riding

also ive quite regulaly pointed out to punters who put down kneeboarding or kneelos who have not investigated modern kneeboard shapes and attack that heh "even kneelos Do airs"

not that you see it much, maybe age of kneelos means like my own, knees need looking after



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jdc wrote:to re frame my original contention



is pulling the biggest air the proof of the biggest dick in surfing?
If that's how you need to frame the question, you may be in contention yourself.
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jdc wrote: call me old fashioned in this respect :P
Maybe I will...
Airs have been around since the early-mid 1980s... Kneelos have been doing them for just as long, in and out of contests.

Does being able to do airs make your member physically larger? I dont think so, there are other methods that can prove much more effective for penile enlargement.

I believe the real question here is whether having a connection to the wave at all times during a ride make you a lesser surfer (a.k.a. a 'smaller dick')?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Horses for courses I say.....
People that can do 'em, do 'em and people that can't wish they could...this large frame can't do it anymore but I'm loving watching those that do.... does it really matter ?? not worth getting into it really, personal choice...Hey Albert how about some coaching, you reckon you can get this overly large frame up there & down safely :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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you guys seem a bit touchy about the dick metaphor :lol:



the "biggest dick in town" from memory comes from old movies, sometimes literal sometimes not exactly


but pour it on lads.



my biggest airs are produced just after getting out of bed in the morning.




ps...Ken would you be involved in the tea party movement or employed by the Coke brothers? just that your minor displeasure at the metaphor reminds of the lady polly that platformed on anti-masturbation and got in.

Not that i support the practice per se, but for those that do, if ya got an itch ...may as well scratch :P



from my own side if i wanted to judge a kneeboarder it wouldnt be based on an arial move
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Post by finger »

Iam with you Russ.
Maybe a how to topic (post :?: thingy) would make a good read
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albert wrote:

there are other methods that can prove much more effective for penile enlargement.
really Albert? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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jdc wrote:



ps...Ken would you be involved in the tea party movement or employed by the Coke brothers? just that your minor displeasure at the metaphor reminds of the lady polly that platformed on anti-masturbation and got in.

Not that i support the practice per se, but for those that do, if ya got an itch ...may as well scratch :P



from my own side if i wanted to judge a kneeboarder it wouldnt be based on an arial move
Not even close, the metaphor doesn't bother me at all, it's the, err, judgementalism.
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Ken you said mental and added ism
ya could be onto something there......
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:lol:
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yes yes we shouldnt make judgments :lol: but unfortunatly im forced to often


sometimes in defence sometimes in attack and mostly as a school teacher :lol:


if we came to this devoid of all competative ego no one would push a boundry



cast the first stone lads :wink: but minds are often glass houses,,,eh Barry :wink:



Finger, we or me at least would have to give point possos away if we took up "air" 101 intensive



good luck to the pies Gary tomorrow :arrow: from your friendly saints supporter :twisted:



ps..on topic...is not this thread all about making a judgment :roll:
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Go Saints


there is a clip on uTube with Steeno doing an air, long ago
power, speed and flow ... and not just at the end of the wave
looks good to me

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Smokin Rock wrote:
albert wrote:

there are other methods that can prove much more effective for penile enlargement.
really Albert? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mike, ther are "special" shops you could go to if you were looking for such an apparatus

So I've been told................... :lol: :lol: :lol:

On topic .................this is one very funny thread..........
basically "old school -New school"
I can see both points but I"m gonna lean towards the former..........
Don't get me wrong I love progressive surfing but I do also love to see a hard whack off the lip............just sayin" :D
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that clip of Steen in the Maldives where he hits the lip so hard he gets air....thats f&ckin awesome! 8)
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